Limerick's in Limerick

The Limerick in Limerick Competition

We have all written a Limerick in Limerick. Please vote on your favourite in the voting section on the right of the blog. The winner and loser will be given prizes/forfeits accordingly

A- There once was brewer called Murphy

Who's creations were all topsy turvy

His intentions were pure

To be sure, to be sure

That silly old brewer called Murphy

B- There once was a boy called Ross

Who really liked to floss

He attracted all the whores

With his pimped up car with 4 doors

And now he's the big daddy boss

C- There once was a boy called Rhys

Who went on a cycle with Elise

He tried to meddle

But lost his pedal

And so didn't come home in one piece

D- There once was an odd couple called Joss

Which consisted of Joe & Ross

They drove around Ireland

And all over the highland

Until they bumped into a friendly Irish Albatross