There will be 4 of us participating on this Tour d'Eire. Here are some stats and interesting facts about the personnel involved:
Name: Elise 'The Bride to Be' Bromley
Height: 5"8
Bike:
Special Powers: Bromley Faff and stole Mary Poppin's bag of tricks
Spiel: Most brides to be, spend the months leading up to their wedding making sure all the plans are perfect. Not young Elise, who has decided she needs to add a tour of Ireland to her growing list of accomplishments which include 3 Peaks, Coast 2 Coast and London to Paris.
Name: Ross 'Uber' Penstone-Smith
Height: 6"0
Bike: n/a
Special Powers: No - Handed Cycling and Providing a Mean Taxi Service
Spiel: Ross has the speed, perseverance and determination to make an excellent addition to the team. He will be manouevering Ireland's roads at up to 70 mph as he tries to attain his Uber licence whilst being the trip co-ordinator, medic, planner, physio, water boy and coach.
Name: Rhys 'The Trooper' Bowen
Height: 5"8
Bike:
Special Powers: Bromley Faff and stole Mary Poppin's bag of tricks
Spiel: Most brides to be, spend the months leading up to their wedding making sure all the plans are perfect. Not young Elise, who has decided she needs to add a tour of Ireland to her growing list of accomplishments which include 3 Peaks, Coast 2 Coast and London to Paris.
Name: Ross 'Uber' Penstone-SmithHeight: 6"0
Bike: n/a
Special Powers: No - Handed Cycling and Providing a Mean Taxi Service
Spiel: Ross has the speed, perseverance and determination to make an excellent addition to the team. He will be manouevering Ireland's roads at up to 70 mph as he tries to attain his Uber licence whilst being the trip co-ordinator, medic, planner, physio, water boy and coach.
Height: 5"11
Bike: Mongoose II
Special Powers: Cycles at the same speed in the slipstream of the trip leader 24/7.
Spiel: Rhys is no ordinary young man. In 2011 he survived a crash with a tractor and cycled 1000 miles on a buckled bicycle with 3 broken gears. In 2014 he kayaked the Thames in 5 different inflatable boats that all suffered damages and punctures. In 2016 he has been hobbling around after a nasty footballing collision but nothing keeps this boy down. Rhys is ready to hit the ground running on this trip and is odds on favourite to finish the trip with or without a working bike in tow.
Name: Joe ' MOOF' Clarke
Height: 5"11
Bike: Bianchi
Special Powers: Getting people to sign up to Moof based events & magic leggings.
Spiel: In his ongoing quest to step out of his sibblings shadow's Joe's Moofed Great Britain to the max. From South to North, East to West, over land, air and sea. This March the time has come to bring Moofing further-a-field to the lucky, lucky people of the Emerald Isle. Will the luck of the Irish finally have run out after Joe's Moofed his way from Limerick to Tipperary? And more importantly has the whole event been organised as a cover so Joe can stalk the Boyzlife reunion Ireland tour?
Bike: Mongoose II
Special Powers: Cycles at the same speed in the slipstream of the trip leader 24/7.
Spiel: Rhys is no ordinary young man. In 2011 he survived a crash with a tractor and cycled 1000 miles on a buckled bicycle with 3 broken gears. In 2014 he kayaked the Thames in 5 different inflatable boats that all suffered damages and punctures. In 2016 he has been hobbling around after a nasty footballing collision but nothing keeps this boy down. Rhys is ready to hit the ground running on this trip and is odds on favourite to finish the trip with or without a working bike in tow.
Name: Joe ' MOOF' Clarke
Height: 5"11Bike: Bianchi
Special Powers: Getting people to sign up to Moof based events & magic leggings.
Spiel: In his ongoing quest to step out of his sibblings shadow's Joe's Moofed Great Britain to the max. From South to North, East to West, over land, air and sea. This March the time has come to bring Moofing further-a-field to the lucky, lucky people of the Emerald Isle. Will the luck of the Irish finally have run out after Joe's Moofed his way from Limerick to Tipperary? And more importantly has the whole event been organised as a cover so Joe can stalk the Boyzlife reunion Ireland tour?
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